260+ Weezer Puns to Make You Say “Say It Ain’t So” 😂🎶

If you’re sweater-deep into Weezer fandom or just looking to add some punchy puns to your playlist of humor, you’re in for a Blue Album-level treat. These 260+ Weezer puns are all about having fun with lyrics, band member names, albums and iconic moments that fans know and love.

From “Island in the Pun” to “Buddy Holly but Make it LOL”, we’ve got a collection that’s quirky, clever and meme-worthy. So get ready to chuckle, cringe-laugh and maybe even hash-pipe up a tweet or two.

Let’s get dangerous, pun-style! 🚀

Say It Ain’t Punny 😜

• Say it ain’t pun, but I laughed all the way home.
• Can’t stop this pun addiction, it’s a Say It Ain’t Slow burn.
• “Say it ain’t pun”—every dad joke ever written.
• These puns are so good, Weezer just canceled sadness.
• Rivers said no more jokes, but here I go again.
• My playlist just pun-looped.
• When Weezer lyrics turn into puns, it’s over and out.
• Don’t say it ain’t punny—say it louder!
• If this is wrong, I don’t wanna write.
• Weezer puns: coming to a lyric sheet near you.

Blue Album Bloopers 💙

• That pun hit harder than the Undone guitar riff.
• Life’s better when it’s Only in Dreams… and puns.
• You made me sweater, now I’m punning in layers.
• My Name Is Pun and no, I won’t chill out.
• Is it In the Garage or in my pun bank?
• What’s cooler than cool? A Blue Album pun.
• Buddy Holly called—he wants his puns back.
• That pun had me feeling like a teenage dirtbag… wrong band, right vibe.
• No One Else gets me like Weezer puns do.
• Can’t stop punning, I’m on The World Has Turned mood.

Pinkerton Punchlines 💗

• Puns so deep, they could’ve been written in El Scorcho.
• Call me Across the Puniverse.
• Weezer puns: more raw than Tired of Sex.
• Feeling Falling for Puns vibes today.
• These puns are Pink Triangle-level clever.
• This ain’t no ordinary Good Life—it’s pun-derful.
• I’m just a Butterfly fluttering through dad jokes.
• Not trying to getchoo, but here’s another pun.
• These jokes are more twisted than Pinkerton’s plot.
• If punning is wrong, call me The Pun Who Stole Christmas.

Island in the Puns 🌴

• Welcome to the Island in the Pun.
• This joke’s got tropical riffs and lyrical lifts.
• I’m just vibing in the Weezerverse.
• Do you want to go away with me… and these puns?
• Sunburned and pun-blessed, thanks to Weezer.
• Your jokes are burning up like a vinyl on the beach.
• Don’t you want to laugh all day?
• Surf’s up, and so are the punchlines.
• My humor’s stuck on a loop—thanks, Island pun.
• Can’t get stranded with Weezer when you’re pun-anchored.

Hash Pipe Humor 🚬😄

• I got my hash pun, and I can’t let go.
• These puns are legally dank.
• Rolling up dad jokes like Weezer rolls out hits.
• Hashing out humor, one pun at a time.
• This joke hits harder than the Hash Pipe bass line.
• I can’t help my weird ways, especially with puns.
• I inhaled… then laughed.
• Go away, puns are taking over my playlist.
• It’s not legal in every state to be this funny.
• The pun is lit 🔥.

Beverly Hills, That’s Where I Pun! 💅🏽

• Beverly Hills, pun me where I wanna be!
• These jokes have valet parking and dad energy.
• Plastic and fantastic? More like pun-tastic.
• Laughing like I just met the real Housewives of Weezer.
• Rodeo Drive got nothing on this joke ride.
• Gimme, gimme, pun-drenched comedy.
• These puns are richer than a Weezer hit.
• Living large in pun-town.
• The pun? Expensive taste. The delivery? priceless.
• Smiles, sarcasm, and suburban satire.

Rivers Cuomo Riffs 🎓🎸

• I trust Rivers with my playlist and my puns.
• Cuomo-n, that’s funny!
• The only river I’ll cross for a pun.
• Rivers wrote my emotional damage and dad jokes.
• He’s got degrees, I’ve got degrees… of laughter.
• More riffs than a noodle shop in L.A.
• My tears are Cuomo-late.
• Let the Rivers flow… into my pun notebook.
• He said, “You’re not punk,” and I said, “I’m pun.”
• I’d join any cult he starts, especially one of comedy.

Buddy Holly Banter 👓

• Oo-ee-oo, I look just like a punny joke.
• Rivers and Holly in a sitcom called “Puns & Glasses”.
• She walked by, and I dropped a pun.
• I’m not trying to be Buddy, just punny.
• I don’t care what they say about your bad jokes.
• Every line is a laugh riot in cardigans.
• This punchline got Buddy-bopped.
• I’m channeling Holly, but with punchlines.
• Nerd glasses? Check. Puns? Double check.
• If you don’t get this joke, you’re not my type.

Weezer Lyrics, Rewritten 😂

• “I’m just a noob in love with your pun-chline.”
• “You take your car to work, I take my pun everywhere.”
• “What’s with these homies dissing my puns?”
• “The world has turned and left me punny.”
• “I look just like Buddy Holly, but sound like dad jokes.”
• “Your puns are my sweater—can’t take ‘em off.”
• “Say it ain’t punny, oh oh oh.”
• “If you want me to, I’ll pun with you.”
• “My pun is in the garage.”
• “I can’t stop punning over you.”

Tour Bus Tidbits 🚌

• Pun tour, hitting cities and hearts.
• Backstage, they trade riffs and wisecracks.
• Groupies love a good zinger.
• Road snacks: chips, soda, and punchlines.
• This tour has dad joke energy.
• If the wheels fall off, it was probably a pun.
• Opening act: The Punder Studies.
• Pass the mic, I’ve got a hot take.
• Touring and punning since 1994.
• The real encore? More jokes.

Album Titles But Make Them Puns 🎶

• Blue Album? More like Boo-hoo Album, because I’m laughing too hard.
• Pinkpunton hits different.
• Raditube—where all good jokes live.
• Hurley and Hurling Puns.
• Pacific Pundream.
• Everything Will Be Pun in the End.
• Van Weezin’ on the LOLs.
• OK Humor.
• Maladroit but Make it Funny.
• Make Believe… in Punchlines.

Concert Crowd Chaos 🤘

• The pit smells like Axe and sarcasm.
• Crowd-surfing to comedy central.
• That fan yelled a pun mid-solo!
• Nothing hits like a riff and a dad joke.
• Confetti, chords, and comedy.
• The encore? Puns screamed from Row 3.
• Security guards secretly love puns.
• Someone held up a “SAY IT AIN’T PUNNY” sign.
• The pun pit was wild.
• Sweat, tears, and Weezer puns.

Emo Weezer Era Feels 😭

• I’m so emo, even my puns wear eyeliner.
• These puns cut deeper than the lyrics.
• Cry-laughing through another line.
• Punx not dead.
• Melancholy… but make it snarky.
• My black hoodie matches my pun book.
• Tears fall, puns rise.
• Weezer: making pain poetic since forever.
• These jokes would’ve healed 2007 me.
• If this is sadness, I’ll take two scoops.

Fan Fiction Fun 🤯

• Scott opens a pun-themed café: Hash Pints & Punchlines.
• Pat writes a memoir titled “Stick With the Beat (and the Puns)”.
• A love story blossoms over shared Pinkerton puns.
• Rivers goes on a journey to recover the Lost Pun Album.
• The band forms a secret side project: Punderground.
• In this AU, Buddy Holly is their tour manager and pun king.
• Tour bus? Nah, it’s a pun-powered machine.
• They battle another band in a pun-off at sunset.
• Every lyric hides a secret pun. The fans know.
• Weezer saves the world—one dad joke at a time.

Sweater Song Shenanigans 🧶

• If you want to destroy my pun… hold this joke as I go.
• This joke’s so cozy, I don’t even need a sweater.
• I laughed so hard, I unraveled.
• Pulled the thread of one pun… now I’m here.
• If it’s knit with humor, it’s a Weezer line.
• That joke’s got more layers than my cardigan.
• Don’t talk, just pun to me.
• I dropped stitches… and punchlines.
• My sweater cries puns.
• This joke’s warm, awkward, and deeply iconic.

TikTok Trendsetters 🎥

• Trending now: #WeezerButPunny.
• Gen Z discovered Weezer—and puns are back.
• This sound? Brought to you by DadTok.
• “Say it Ain’t So” but every word is a pun—viral.
• Rivers lip-syncing to his own jokes? We love to see it.
• Pink Triangle dance challenge meets punchlines.
• You haven’t lived until you’ve seen Weezer on PunTok.
• POV: You realize Weezer lyrics were jokes all along.
• That TikTok had Undone energy and we’re here for it.
• Duet this with a pun or be banned (jk… kinda).

Meme Lord Moments 😎

• Weezer fans don’t cry… they meme.
• That pun? Certified meme-worthy.
• Buddy Holly face + punchline = internet gold.
• When you realize “Hash Pipe” is the original meme track.
• That awkward moment when the pun slaps.
• Weezer lyrics were always reaction image captions.
• Weezer: the band, the myth, the meme template.
• That moment when Only in Memes hits.
• “Say it ain’t so” but with cat pics and puns.
• Meme me up, Rivers.

Halloween with Weezer 🎃

• Trick or Weezer? Always pun.
• My costume? Just a walking “Sweater Song.”
• Pumpkin carving playlist: full Weezer pun mode.
• Haunted by the ghost of Pinkerton puns.
• Dressed as The Blue Album—pun fully intended.
• “Hash Pipe” as a Halloween candy? Absolutely.
• Scary-good dad jokes only.
• Say It Ain’t So… it’s a costume contest!
• Even the skeletons laughed.
• I pun for treats.

Christmas with Cuomo 🎄

• All I want for Christmas is a pun.
• Let it pun, let it pun, let it pun.
• Blue Album under the tree? Instant joy.
• Eggnog, mistletoe, and Weezer lyrics.
• Puns roasting on an open fire.
• “Do You Hear What I Hear?”—yeah, it’s “Buddy Holly.”
• My sweater says “Only in Puns.”
• Cuomo Claus is coming to town!
• Reindeer rocking out to “Say It Ain’t Snow.”
• These puns sleigh. ❄️

Album Covers Reimagined 🖼️

• Blue Album, but everyone’s holding a joke.
• Pinkerton but every brushstroke screams “pun.”
• Raditude, now with 20% more puns and dog zoomies.
• Make Believe I didn’t laugh at that one.
• Pacific Daydream, featuring sandy punchlines.
• Van Weezer, driving down Pun Highway.
• Everything Will Be Alright in the Pun.
• Hurley, but it’s just a photo of a pun face.
• Maladroit = Malad-right pun at the right time.
• Every album = a vibe, every pun = a win.

Name That Tune… with Puns! 🎧

• “Hash Pipe” = High Times, Low Punchlines.
• “Island in the Sun” = Puns on the Beach.
• “My Name Is Jonas” = Jonas and the Giant Joke.
• “El Scorcho” = El Puncho Deluxe.
• “Pork and Beans” = Fork and Memes.
• “Troublemaker” = Punbreaker.
• “Photograph” = LOL in 3…2…pun.
• “The Good Life” = The Pun Life.
• “Undone” = Unpun’d (The Thread).
• “Beverly Hills” = Beverly Chills from That Pun.

Weezer in Other Genres 🎷

• Weezer but jazz = Scat It Ain’t So.
• Emo Weezer = Sad It Ain’t So.
• Country Weezer = Y’all It Ain’t So.
• Metal Weezer = Hash Pipe to Hell.
• Pop Weezer = Bubblegum Holly.
• Disco Weezer = Boogie Woogie Buddy.
• Ska Weezer = Pick It Up, Jonas.
• Reggae Weezer = Island in the Dub.
• Trap Weezer = Say It Aint’ Flow.
• Lo-fi Weezer = study/pun/relax vibes.

Guitar Hero Glory 🎮🎸

• I failed the “Hash Pipe” solo and the pun test.
• Five buttons. Endless dad jokes.
• Hit that green note for a punchline.
• This game rocks harder than my puns.
• My Name Is Jonas = intro level to humor.
• Strumming pun lines, not just chords.
• That star power? Full pun energy.
• “Sweater Song” solo = meme status unlocked.
• I missed every note, but not a single pun.
• 100% combo: Puns Only Edition.

Karaoke Catastrophes 🎤

• I sang “Say It Ain’t So” but changed every word to a pun.
• Mic dropped… from embarrassment and hilarity.
• The crowd laughed before I even started.
• Every karaoke night needs Weezer + wordplay.
• “Buddy Holly” brought down the pun-house.
• My “Island in the Sun” performance? Hot mess with humor.
• They asked for more—so I gave them puns.
• Forgot the lyrics, improvised with punchlines.
• Karaoke roulette landed on “Hash Pipe.” RIP.
• Gave it my all—still pun-derwhelmed them.

School of Weezer 🏫

• Class 101: Intro to Puns & Power Chords.
• History of Weezer: From Blue to Woo-hoo.
• Lunch: served with a side of “Pork and Beans.”
• Extra credit for every pun delivered with rhythm.
• Choir sings “Only in Puns.”
• Gym class: Circle pit or sweater knit?
• Principal Cuomo gives morning announcements.
• Detention = listening to Maladroit with no jokes.
• Graduation speech: “Say It Ain’t Over.”
• School spirit: blue sweaters and dad jokes.

Pun Intended 💬

• If you thought this wasn’t punny, you’re Undone.
• All these jokes? Made with Weezer love.
• Your laugh? Certified Blue Album energy.
• Don’t sweat it—unless it’s the Sweater Song.
• Pun-believable? Yes. Expected? Always.
• If Rivers read this, he’d chuckle politely.
• Thanks for punning with us—you made it!
• Weezer fans have the best taste… and best jokes.
• Don’t forget to share and pun responsibly.
• Stay weird, stay witty, stay Weezered.

Conclusion 🎉

From sweater-weather wit to hash-pipe hilarity, these 260+ Weezer puns prove one thing: dad jokes are alive, well and rocking out. 🎸💙